Save the Macaroons!

So this is a conversation Michelle and I had this morning regarding the delicious coconut macaroons she baked just two days ago...

Michelle (from kitchen): Evan! The macaroons are almost gone!

Me (from couch, studying): That's because we ate them, Michelle.

Michelle: We have to stop! We need to start rationing!

Coconut macaroons are a big fucking deal!